You've got 99 problems, a phone case you love shouldn't be one of them.
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Transparent see-though case, because you can't have any blind-spots on the battlefield.
Hard plastic dirt & scratch resistant material, durable for all those bushes you have been hiding in.
Comes in almost all iPhone models (Sorry iPhone 4 users), be sure to select your correct model.
Ships in 2-3 weeks time, your own personal supply drop! no need to risk your life trying to get it.